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Monday, October 27, 2014



TEN WAYS TO IMPRESS A UNILAG BOY
It’s not always about what Unilag girls this or that, the boiz have criteria too and these girls have to figure that out cuz that’s where the fun is, “it takes two to tangle and play the game, remember? And for the girls who are into Unilag boiz too, here are some tips to let you get them all tripping for you.
DRESS THE PART
Your dressing defines your courage. Learn to use the medium to express yourself, your emotion, your charisma and sexiness for everyone to see you for who you are and pay extra attention too cuz how you dress, you are addressed.
WALK THE PART
Many boiz gives extra attention to this, so avoid walking too briskly and don’t embarrass yourself trying to impress too. How you construct your steps draws attention to you. Learn not to rush your steps but be graceful, classy, and sexy. Practice they say makes perfect, so figure it out.
HAVE AN APPROACHABLE PERSONALITY
Your personality puts you in control. Trust me! Most personable Unilag boiz watch this in every girl and it is how they rate you as to the kind of girl you are. Allow them to predict you sometimes and learn not to be very predictable sagely. Once you can balance this, you’ll earn the respect and they will understand how to approach you to get liked.
BE SENSITIVE
To be sensitive is to be sexy out of the physical. As a girl you have to learn to pay attention to every detail about you that brings out your charm and the best of your every moment.
Many girls yet to figure this out end up having inferiority complex because they fail everyday to be attentive to themselves. See through you and express your worth at all times, its workable!
BE CLEAN AND CONFIDENT
To be Clean is ‘physical’ and to be Confident is ‘mental’. The ability to then know how to blend the two are ‘spiritual’ and a quality such as this creates a mind blowing effect on the guys, trust me! Learn to be clean and play confident too cuz that’s what you need to create that supernatural magnetizing effect.
BE A CRAZY GIRL SOMETIMES
Be crazy sometimes but don’t let it be mistaken for real madness. Unilag boiz love crazy girls and I’m a witness to that. Craziness can come as an expression of your sexuality in a very despicable way or might be offensive sometimes to create a daring effect but in the end, it’s all about you, so get it right trying to.
KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND GO FOR IT
Boys do feel insecure and find it hard to take unbiased decisions sometimes. Being blunt is being direct so is acting naïve playing pranks. Guys like it when a girl shows off the quality of her instinct, let them know the real you and learn not to pretend or play it out forming fake. You’ll melt guys’ heart at times you take control of things yourself and not to always allow them over ride your decisions.
BE SMART AND SOCIABLE
This is the same as saying “Be a beauty with brain” it’s possible to be a brainy and not smart, you can look bright yet very dull. First Impression they say, counts a great deal and everyday you meet with new guys learn to keep up with impressing them much (don’t send a wrong info about you whilst doing it too) and build on yourself on daily basis giving extra to closer pals. Counter any canny moves directed at you and don’t let them class you as one of the fish brain girls …if you beat that you’ve got it all!
CLASS YOURSELF
Many boiz feels threatened by this and don’t want to see girls realize it cuz it shoots the cost of their parole up. At this stage, as a girl you express yourself at best in every area presenting yourself as real, creative and mature in the eyes of every observer who will be all out to judge you by your sense of style, self-esteem and behavior. It demands a lot from you and puts you through difficult times (as you will need to look good, fit, sociable, stay in shape, watch your every move and select your friends), consistently too and on the long run you will get rewarded as you learn more to guide your reputation well.
EXPRESS YOUR GIRLIE-NESS
Even with all the above nine qualities, if you are not girlie enough, you will end up repelling all the boiz.
Being girlie brings out all your feminine essence like your sexiness (*being ticklish for instance, makes you huggable, squeezable and jerk-able) and factors like this draws the boiz attention to you and spots you out from every other normal girl around.
All boiz love a girlie girl cuz the aura is naturally pulling and magnetizing. For girls who don’t know how being girlie is like, I’m not a girl so I wouldn’t know much and I thought I told you earlier to figure things out yourself? Come on! What’s the purpose of Wikipedia and Google search too? 
                                                                                                                          Captain FwesH
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WHAT IS TRENDING NOW!!!
FASHION STYLES
THE TWO TAIL PONY
It is cheap and very fashionable for girls who love simplicity. It gives you the simple girl look that will thrill and make every guy want to take a third look at you  and I’m sure that is every girl’s dream; A reason to always want to look good. The advantage you get however includes keeping your hair firm and if you are one of the girls that counts hair loss after styling it, this keeps you off the risk and it saves you money too.
THE CUT-PARTING
Fashion they say turns in circle and the cut-parting however is a clue to that fact. The style was formerly very well embraced in the nineties and its back and better. It gives you the G-look and also does more of spotting you out from the rest.
It can be a simple curve or in straight line, short or long, very thin or broad and even artistic, so far it’s able to deliver great justice to your look, you are good to go and the drill is that every girl gets easily impressed by what they see, this style however pays off much to give you the appealing look as par the “SABI BOI” they can’t resist, trust me!
THE GREETING STYLES
THE TWO WAY HUG
FOR THE BOYS-It’s very simple to practice. You can do this by just trying to enter yourself inside the body of the person you are hugging with your two arms tightly wrapped down her ribs and around her (not to suffocate or make her choke o!). You get to tap a breath-taking current from her chest area and also share her warmth. It’s nice, trust me plus it’s a way to publicly show off who your close female friends are, as from the random ones.
FOR THE GIRLS-This is a common style to show off how elite you are and how awesome your girl-ness personality stands out from the rest. It’s workable, all you do is bury your chin in his shoulders when hugging him and do not forget to relax your body on him as well as peck him on his two cheeks cuz that’s the real ‘koko’ to weaken his muscles and dominate the moment. Note that it’s for guys you are into only not the non-crush. #yeahright!
THE KNUCKLE LOCK
In case you are still in the consciousness of taking to the Ebola precautions, the knuckle lock is the thing for you. It’s a style of no gender faction and can be practiced by both boys and girls but it sure works well with the guys though.
It’s a cool way to express your respect, stay healthy and also depict the G-swags. #Playsafe!           

THE SLANGS
ZONE
If your friend’s going out and you ask where he/she is going to and he/she is like “…Zone” it simply means going out to hang out with an opposite sex and might also get engaged in the normal thingy, thingy romance thing.
Once you get the meaning, you don’t have to keeping saying too much of casting your paroles in case you are trying to pass the code in the presence of a naive person or someone you don’t want to expose yourself to. #waytogo

#SFTG
#Story for the gods. If someone talks to you about something that doesn’t really interest you or not in beat with your mood, it’s a better way to say “...shut up! I’m not down with what you are saying” jokingly.
CAUTION: never use the language when matters are really serious or with someone of respect cuz it will be taken as a rude behavior and can result into what might cuz you what you did not intentionally bargain for.