UNILAG_GIST: THE BUSY GIRLS LIES!

If you pretend to be busy to that boy when actually you are not ….thunder will fire you ni.,Yes! AMEN

Imagine??! “A girl told me that she was busy yesterday night …Guess what?,I saw her with another guy in a dark corner doing things… chai! Chineke!  ….??? What I was doing there abi? I, by myself was just passing by ni o, as in, you know if package go show for me somehow ni o, I come jam them…..

……Aye mi! Shock was an understatement”.

True! Any girl that use the word ‘busy’ must be possessed by a demon waiting to frustrate your life and ruin you …in fact, she must be the devil’s employee fashioned to waste your time.

Just imagine that scenario. “Always busy for me only to find the time for another guy whilst still try keep me in distance should in case ….WTF**?  -You that girl, Holy...Ghost...FIRE!!

But really, you girls should try and be fair sometimes, stop treating boiz unjustly with common lies like “am busy can’t come outside my hostel”, “I don’t do late nights”, “I have 8’o clock class tomorrow”, “I’m tired and am about to sleep” blah..Blah ….blah!!!

It’d be understandable if truly the lines are true at the times used but most times, it’s just lies and like seriously, you guys never get tired of lying.

Change your ways o! Unless you want that other anaconda you are chasing to lead you to your doom, I swear down but on a totally unrelated note though.

*The message am just trying to pass across is for you girls to learn being straight forward, it is better than living in lies and ending up being victimized by it. Try take a selfie to see yourself after telling that lie ….you’ll see, you look really ugly and bad …it’s fact!!! CHANGE PLEASE!