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GIRLS!!!!

When will you all start wooing the boiz???!! ….cuz It’s getting over serious now o!!

…The boiz are really getting tired of following up on relationship matters and the question is, will it be bad if the girls should take on the job??? …really, they even make the boys do all the work after all the trouble of wooing o! Imagine?  Could it be that they are all really clueless or just being egocentric about it or maybe it’s owned to the fact that they lack the knowledge of how to go about it (I mean approaching a guy)? #don’t ask me what I think (DAMWIT)

It’s our fault I believe cuz we make them not see the need to and we are really doing a great job at it …but still, Girls, you have to start taking steps cuz the bonanza will soon halt and by then only the few able to take the boys will end up owning one, trust me! *(…the ratio of girls to boys is higher and don’t forget the prophecy!)

One secret to all this is that, approaching the guy you like yourself makes the merry go round and if you get to do it right you will be the player as we boiz are being referred to (remember, the person who brings the game, serves as the player and others joining the game do so to get played and that have been how we have been rolling for centuries. #RULEOFTENNIS)

There are several ways to try out doing the boys as a girl and not be misinterpreted, disrespected or taking for granted that I do will love to share with you. Believe me, we know part of your feeble tricks like wearing the bum shorts, minis, skins, mascara and all just to magnet our attention but that’s not enough anymore, we need more and you all have gatz learn new tricks to as how to make it work out and let the world be fun...ehn!!? …!! Anyways, I’m working on getting all the tricks that works on guys and on anything you girls can use to get the guy of their interest. So watch out or you can email us if you have anything to share in the regards. #CHAO

UNILAG_GIST: THE BUSY GIRLS LIES!

If you pretend to be busy to that boy when actually you are not ….thunder will fire you ni.,Yes! AMEN

Imagine??! “A girl told me that she was busy yesterday night …Guess what?,I saw her with another guy in a dark corner doing things… chai! Chineke!  ….??? What I was doing there abi? I, by myself was just passing by ni o, as in, you know if package go show for me somehow ni o, I come jam them…..

……Aye mi! Shock was an understatement”.

True! Any girl that use the word ‘busy’ must be possessed by a demon waiting to frustrate your life and ruin you …in fact, she must be the devil’s employee fashioned to waste your time.

Just imagine that scenario. “Always busy for me only to find the time for another guy whilst still try keep me in distance should in case ….WTF**?  -You that girl, Holy...Ghost...FIRE!!

But really, you girls should try and be fair sometimes, stop treating boiz unjustly with common lies like “am busy can’t come outside my hostel”, “I don’t do late nights”, “I have 8’o clock class tomorrow”, “I’m tired and am about to sleep” blah..Blah ….blah!!!

It’d be understandable if truly the lines are true at the times used but most times, it’s just lies and like seriously, you guys never get tired of lying.

Change your ways o! Unless you want that other anaconda you are chasing to lead you to your doom, I swear down but on a totally unrelated note though.

*The message am just trying to pass across is for you girls to learn being straight forward, it is better than living in lies and ending up being victimized by it. Try take a selfie to see yourself after telling that lie ….you’ll see, you look really ugly and bad …it’s fact!!! CHANGE PLEASE!