Sunday, March 1, 2015

UNILAG MASSCOMM DIARY : VOLUME 1

My dear people, how are you all doing? Its your one and only ghost celebrity’ but before we proceed, I must first give a warm welcome to the diploma students that just joined in. Y'all better not misbehave for your own sakes because i got my eyes on you now!
This post is to let most of you know that UA doesn’t only criticize, but also gives credit to whom credit is due. This piece should be an interesting one because it talks majorly about about the good sides of only relevant masscom students, and just very few strokings are present for humor’s sake.

Tola : aka buroda Tola aka Mr ege ‘starch’ Lol. Did you know this guy is Tunmise’s broda? Well he is. If you look closely, you will see he is cute too. Tola is definitely one of the happening guys in masscomm too. He is charismatic, mature and very funny. LOL he actually is the class’s clown. But asides that, he dresses very well, he has a good dress sense. Let’s proceed to rating him.
Good looks – 8 (he is good looking)
Appearance – 10 (he dresses good with well starched and ironed shirts, not very tall but has nice physique and cute nose)
Diction – 5 ( baba take 5 jare. LOL)
Composure – 4 (aaaah! Tola is not composed oo! Trouble maker of life. Abi he is composed ni?)

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Mitchell : mitchy is a very pretty girl, she is light skinned, slim and tall. She is nice and seems gentle. Let us rate her
Good looks – 7
Appearance – 8
Diction – 5
Composure – 10
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Samuel : Cool guy, samuel is one of those dark skinned niggaz. He is very handsome upon being black. Pink lips, e dey there . Samuel is one of the freshest and hottest masscomm folks. He is very fast with the ladies plus the ladies also appreciate him too. He has a very funny voice which I think is cute too. Let’s rate him
Good looks – 9 (he is very stunning)
Appearance – 8 (he has an ok physique and he dresses well, he also keeps his hair tidy all the time. Nice one)
Diction – 7 (he speaks well)
Composure – 8 (he is well composed most of the time)

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Barbara : Barbara is very very cute. She is fair in complexion with lovely lips. She is definitely one of the hottest girls in the department. She has a very cute smile, she is full figured with a thick ass. Barbara is one care free person, she loves to play and have fun with her friends only and she is very cool in general. Although she loves to play, you would never see her roaming around, if she is not going to class, she is definitely in the hostel. I like that.
Let us rate her
Good looks – 9 (very pretty and good looking)
Appearance – 9 (fair, tall nice butts but you might want to consider a boob job *winks* )
Diction – 8 (speaks good english too)
Composure – 9 (she is composed but maybe not when with her friends)
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Damilare : Damilare is an easy going and a very intelligent boy. I often notice how his friends struggle to seat beside him during tests and exams, his head too will now be swelling like there is yeast inside it. ‘just kidding’But anyway, damilare is a very nice person I can attest to that. He is skinny, of average height and actually has a very nice set of white teeth. Let us proceed to rating him.
Good looks – 5 (he is not so bad after all)
Appearance – 5 (you are stepping up your game brother)
Diction – 7 (even if you see damilare, you would tell he is one of those boti boys only that he looks a little haggard)
Composure – 7 (dami is composed on the outside, but maybe not around his friends)

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Courtesy: UNILAGALABOSI

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